Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Quotes !

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"I drink to make other people interesting."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."

"I drink therefore I am."

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."


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